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Jamie ([personal profile] the_fairest_flower) wrote2019-08-02 08:07 am

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Jamie

What can I do for you?

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calloused: ᴇᴀꜱʏꜱᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ (241.)

[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-02 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Not... quite.
I figured I should...
You know.
Mail back. The... underwear.
That I stole from you?
Well, not stole. The ones that I ripped off of you. And then decided to keep.
I washed them? Sewed them back together. Not very well. I don't know how to sew. But.
Yeah.

Shouldn't have done that.
My bad.
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-02 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not sweet.
It's just - post-orgasm awareness of what a douchebag I can be when I'm thinking with my dick.
You're a sub. You don't need some rich asshole tearing up all your clothes. Can't imagine you can afford a huge wardrobe.
So.
I don't know.
Sorry.
Genuinely.

Also,
That seems like a bad idea.
Maybe we should all just keep our underwear to ourselves.
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-02 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure.
Platonic friends keep their lingerie to themselves.
Which is what we are. Friends. Platonically.
Though - even that's a stretch. I don't really make friends.
So.

Yes. Wow. Sorry. Again.
We really do need to stop meeting like that.
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-02 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, no. It was fucking fantastic. Both times.
But.
I don't want you to get the wrong idea.
What with all the... "you're mine, tell me you're mine, I'm gonna come so fucking hard for you, tell me you're mine, tell me I own you"... bullshit.
I'm seeing someone. So.
Friends.

Where do you work?
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-19 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
I've never been. Is that a bar?
You seem like the type of guy who would work at a bar.
Dancing on stage. Full Coyote Ugly.


[ would jamie get that reference? ah, it doesn't matter. ]

Monogamy is the goal.
I know you probably think that's a stupid goal to have, in a city like this. But. I don't want either him or I to screw that up more than the city forces us to.
He's special to me. So.
I'm asking you for your discretion about the things we've done. Keep that shit on lockdown.
And... I don't want you to think we'll be more than friends just because we breathed in weird spices, or whatever.
Okay?
Feels like an important underline to have, given everything.
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-19 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
No, that's okay.
I've seen the shit you wear. Tiny dresses. Strips of lace instead of actual, legitimate underwear.
One wrong shimmy and you'll be showing the world literally everything you've got. I'm not gonna be the one responsible for your inevitable indecent exposure.


[ ... well, he sort of already was, back in the desert, but. moving on. ]

Jury's still out.
He's fine, I guess. Annoying. Huge asshole. But.
Last time I was someone's one and only, she burned a dozen people to death. Apparently, when I go home, I'll meet a girl who's big on human sacrifices.
Relationships tend to have their pitfalls. Just waiting for this dude to murder me in my sleep to really round out the trifecta.
You're not missing much.

Jury's still out on the friendship thing, too.
I take it back. If I implied we're friends.
We're definitely not friends.
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-19 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a charitable man.
I also don't like to smile.


[ he says. while smiling. like the smart-ass that he is. ]

Cool. See? There you go.
That's life. One threat of murder after the next. Doesn't change regardless of who's sucking your dicks.
So.
Don't you be sad, either.
This was an excellent pep talk on my part.

I can come over, yeah.
Not entirely sure if this is a housewarming present situation. Want me to bring you a bug bomb?
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-19 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Most people tend to be afraid of my teeth, you know.
Big. Sharp. Werewolf-y.
I could turn you. Kill you. Snap your neck.
They're dangerous. You keep talking to me like I'm not a danger to you.

I've already said too much about my exes.
I'll listen to you talk about yours, though.

I only have beer.
I'll pick up something fancy on the way. I bet you like fancy alcohol.
Gold flakes in pink champagne, or something.
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-19 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
I know how attractive monsters can be.
But.
I'm far more dangerous than the other men you've been with.
I'm far more dangerous than you, for that matter.
Trust me, Jamie. It's better for you to know that I'm bad news now, before you actually start to get attached.

What the fuck is elder flower liquor.
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-19 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hold on.

[ hold on. ]

How old are you?
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-19 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ .............. ]

Hold on.

[ hold on??????????????????????? ]

Hold on.
You didn't tell me that. You should've told me that.
I've been treating you like you're as stupid as the rest of the stupid young adults I know.
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[personal profile] calloused 2019-08-19 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I just.
Didn't connect the dots, I guess.
I mean, look at you. You don't exactly look your age.
Or act your age.
Or dress your age?
You're giving me so much attitude right now. Like I'm the idiot.

I'm not going to call you sir.

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