One. One. One? One. I'm returning one pair. You shithead. You suck. I hate this. I hate you.
[ stop embarrassing him, jeez. ]
Well, I'm coming over, so do me a favor and throw on some pants, at least. If you greet me at the door with your dick out, I'm dragging you into the street and leaving you there.
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One. One? One.
I'm returning one pair. You shithead.
You suck. I hate this. I hate you.
[ stop embarrassing him, jeez. ]
Well, I'm coming over, so do me a favor and throw on some pants, at least.
If you greet me at the door with your dick out, I'm dragging you into the street and leaving you there.
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Jamie grins brightly and lolls his head to look at his wardrobe, which is hanging up on a stand because there isn't much of a closet to speak of.
I'll be here with bells on, darling.
Would you like pants or a skirt?