I don't think you have it in you to restrain yourself, either. You've never restrained yourself a day in your life.
I didn't know you could afford stilettos. The image doesn't really work when you'd have to shoplift them. Or get another guy to buy them for you in the first place. But I appreciate the effort. Very sweet. If I ever want someone to slap a dog collar on me and call me a bitch, you'll be the first person I call.
honestly, you're right. Self-restraint is not exactly a valued feature in the Spring Court and a prince has to set a good example.
I went through some godawful trial in the desert and I was rewarded with a sizable wardrobe. I've also talked a Dom or two into supervising my purchases to supplement that. You have no idea how painful it is to not do what I want when I want down here.
And I wouldn't slap anything on you. I'd very thoughtfully and deliberately put it around your neck - something leather, of course - and tighten it just so, so that every time you take a breath you remember that, until the collar comes off, you're mine.
Gotta take a lesson from werewolves, one of these days. Our entire shtick is self-denial. I'll set aside an afternoon one day to walk you through the first few steps of emotional self-castration.
Mm. I've seen how this city treats its subs. Sorry for making light of it. Glad you've found a way to stick it to the system, if only through clothes. But.
[ a pause. ]
That's never going to happen. Glad I gave you something new to jerk off to, at least. I'm going to need to be financially compensated for that. Spank bank material doesn't come free.
[ there's another small delay before derek replies. ]
Bad lighting. Small resolution. Poorly made underwear. I can tell from here. Cheap cotton. Factory processed. Mass produced. 2/10. I want my money back.
One. One. One? One. I'm returning one pair. You shithead. You suck. I hate this. I hate you.
[ stop embarrassing him, jeez. ]
Well, I'm coming over, so do me a favor and throw on some pants, at least. If you greet me at the door with your dick out, I'm dragging you into the street and leaving you there.
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You've never restrained yourself a day in your life.
I didn't know you could afford stilettos.
The image doesn't really work when you'd have to shoplift them. Or get another guy to buy them for you in the first place.
But I appreciate the effort. Very sweet.
If I ever want someone to slap a dog collar on me and call me a bitch, you'll be the first person I call.
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I went through some godawful trial in the desert and I was rewarded with a sizable wardrobe.
I've also talked a Dom or two into supervising my purchases to supplement that.
You have no idea how painful it is to not do what I want when I want down here.
And I wouldn't slap anything on you. I'd very thoughtfully and deliberately put it around your neck - something leather, of course - and tighten it just so, so that every time you take a breath you remember that, until the collar comes off, you're mine.
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Our entire shtick is self-denial.
I'll set aside an afternoon one day to walk you through the first few steps of emotional self-castration.
Mm. I've seen how this city treats its subs.
Sorry for making light of it. Glad you've found a way to stick it to the system, if only through clothes.
But.
[ a pause. ]
That's never going to happen.
Glad I gave you something new to jerk off to, at least.
I'm going to need to be financially compensated for that. Spank bank material doesn't come free.
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New experiences are good for you! You never know what you'll find out.
I'm always happy to provide a wealth of compensation, Big Bad.
You know what I'm good for.
Jamie considers a moment, then snaps a picture to send over.
IMG ATTCHED *nsfw-ish
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Bad lighting.
Small resolution.
Poorly made underwear. I can tell from here. Cheap cotton. Factory processed. Mass produced.
2/10.
I want my money back.
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so demanding
why would I wear nice panties if someone is just going to rip them off?
I've lost two pairs to you, Big Bad. Two!
If you want higher quality, you'll have to give me a reason to dress up.
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One. One? One.
I'm returning one pair. You shithead.
You suck. I hate this. I hate you.
[ stop embarrassing him, jeez. ]
Well, I'm coming over, so do me a favor and throw on some pants, at least.
If you greet me at the door with your dick out, I'm dragging you into the street and leaving you there.
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Jamie grins brightly and lolls his head to look at his wardrobe, which is hanging up on a stand because there isn't much of a closet to speak of.
I'll be here with bells on, darling.
Would you like pants or a skirt?