[Can you have a heart attack when your heart doesn't beat anymore? Just a thought that crosses Noah's mind as he reads that text and then sees his own - that he didn't send, not now, not to Jamie - above it. God, okay. Just be honest.]
More flowers, check
But uhh no that was actually a joke for my friend Hope
[You know, the girl he made a sex tape with because of a citation, no big deal. Who he also fake married.]
My "wife" from a couple weeks ago haha
I sent her that the other day so I don't know why it sent again Or why you got it? I guess my phone is glitching out
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i'll expect flowers more often
[who the hell is he husbanding with?]
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More flowers, check
But uhh no that was actually a joke for my friend Hope
[You know, the girl he made a sex tape with because of a citation, no big deal. Who he also fake married.]
My "wife" from a couple weeks ago haha
I sent her that the other day so I don't know why it sent again
Or why you got it?
I guess my phone is glitching out
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[no, it really is. he probably doesn't have any room to be bitchy about it, considering that Rev is still calling Jamie his spouse.]
I've gotten a few weird things, I'm starting to suspect it's a city thing
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promise i won't hunt her down or anything
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[He sure hopes Jamie wouldn't do that??]
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I just tore the Chevalier a new one
I hope I hurt his feelings
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Wow
You did?
...What did he do?
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and decided to go off being nasty
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that
[Will the embarrassment ever end? It does make him feel good to know that Jamie stuck up for him though.]
Yeah he couldn't understand why we're together but
who cares what he thinks
Not me
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he still deserves what he got
petty ass bitch with a perm
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Is that what you called him?
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but probably true