I think it's more like a gentleman's club, except it allows women in. There's a bar and a dance floor, but there's also a library and exhibition rooms and private suites.
I haven't danced on the bar yet but you could always try convincing me if you visit.
will shimmy for tips.

He totally gets the reference and he's rolling his eyes, trying not to smile too much. Especially since what he reads next threatens to make it fade. It's nothing new, of course.

sorry the city is fucking it up for you
i've never been anyone's one and only but i'm sure it's lovely

There's a pause in his responses.

I won't go broadcasting it over the network, if that's what you mean, Big Bad.

so, friends with benefits or should I keep the nudes to myself?